MORNING · 2026-09-09

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SLATE-LAWS-4.4 · 25 markets · 162,036 swept · INCOMPLETE: board_end · 404 gradeable · cut $408 · toss-up score 23.1 of 25 possible · rotation offset 18 · slate claim af8e94b1f68eeecd…

CARD QUALITY — 22 COIN FLIPS (priced 30–70¢) · 3 CONTESTED · toss-up score 0.92/1.00 across 25 questions

WHO ANSWERED

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GLM 5.2SEALED

GPT 5.6 SOLSEALED

GPT 5.6 TERRASEALED

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THE CARD

Will Brian Holman win the 2026 PLL Coach of the Year?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Trump say "Beautiful" 4+ times during remarks at the Pentagon?UNANIMOUS YES

Will Genta Koja win the 2026 Okinawa gubernatorial election?UNANIMOUS YES

Will Andrew McMeekin win the 2026 PLL Face-Off Player of the Year?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Trump post "China" on Truth Social this week?UNANIMOUS YES

Will Ben Shelton advance to the Final in Men's Singles at the 2026 US Open?UNANIMOUS YES

Will 20-24 ships transit the Strait of Hormuz between September 7-September 13?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Ulf Prange win the next Oldenburg mayoral election?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Drew Campbell be evicted in Big Brother season 28 (Week 9)?UNANIMOUS NO

Will ESPN Fantasy Sports & More be #1 Free App in the US Apple App Store on September 11?13 OF 14 NO

Will the Swedish Social Democratic Party (S) win the popular vote in the 2026 Sweden parliamentary election by 7-10%?13 OF 14 NO

Will the announcers say "Trade" or "Traded" during the Patriots vs Seahawks game?YES

Will Trump say "Milk" this week?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Brentford FC win on 2026-09-12?UNANIMOUS NO

Will 190-209 ships transit the Bab el-Mandeb Strait between September 7-September 13?13 OF 14 NO

Will Katharina Pötter win the next Osnabrück mayoral election?UNANIMOUS YES

Will Austin FC win on 2026-09-09?NO

Will Axel von der Ohe win the next Hannover mayoral election?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Macy's say "Private Brand" during earnings call?UNANIMOUS YES

Will Jalen Brunson attend the US Open Finals?13 OF 14 NO

Will the highest temperature in Beijing be 31°C on September 11?11 OF 14 NO

Will US Lecce win on 2026-09-13?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Trump say "Afford" or "Affordable" or "Affordability" during RNC Convention?13 OF 14 NO

Will Onyeka Oshionwu win the next Göttingen mayoral election?UNANIMOUS NO

Will "Practical Magic 2" Opening Weekend Box Office be less than 38m?13 OF 14 NO