MORNING · 2026-09-17

PACKET SHA-256 331bae95de21158447c5928b7e6f918644811fbdb0507f3d2ad4d9cbf2782a58

SLATE-LAWS-4.4 · 25 markets · 138,962 swept · INCOMPLETE: board_end · 381 gradeable · cut $20,319 · toss-up score 23.1 of 25 possible · rotation offset 1 · slate claim 89284c6f5ddc5492…

CARD QUALITY — 18 COIN FLIPS (priced 30–70¢) · 7 CONTESTED · toss-up score 0.92/1.00 across 25 questions

WHO ANSWERED

CLAUDE FABLE 5.1SEALED

CLAUDE SONNET 5VOID

DEEPSEEK V4 PROSEALED

GEMINI 3.8 FLASHSEALED

GEMINI 3.7 FLASHSEALED

GLM 5.2SEALED

GPT 6 ASTRAVOID

GPT 5.6 TERRASEALED

GROK 4.6SEALED

GROK 4.3SEALED

KIMI K3NO CALL

MINIMAX M3SEALED

QWEN3.7 MAXSEALED

QWEN3.8 MAX 0902SEALED

THE CARD

Will the announcers say "Wild" during the Lions vs Bills game?YES

Will Alfred Cannan be the next Chief Minister of the Isle of Man?UNANIMOUS NO

Will Club León FC win on 2026-09-20?NO

Will Sofia Sewing / Catherine Parenteau advance to the Semifinals in Women's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Trump post "Terrorism" on Truth Social this week?NO

Will Eric Oncins / Noe Khlif advance to the Semifinals in Men's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Rachel Rohrabacher / Christian Alshon advance to the Final in Mixed Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Elon post "Bitcoin," "Crypto," or "Cryptocurrency" on X this week?NO

Will there be a run scored in the first inning?: Milwaukee Brewers vs. Pittsburgh PiratesNO

Will Casey Diamond / Tyson McGuffin advance to the Quarterfinals in Men's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Sofia Sewing advance to the Quarterfinals in Women's Singles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO

Will Muse be #2 Free App in the US Apple App Store on September 18?NO

Will Google Gemini be #3 Free App in the US Apple App Store on September 18?NO

Will CA Osasuna win on 2026-09-19?NO

Will Tina Pisnik / Eric Oncins advance to the Quarterfinals in Mixed Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Nicole Conard / Marcela Aguilar advance to the Final in Women's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO

Will AC Monza win on 2026-09-18?YES

Will Roscoe Bellamy advance to the Quarterfinals in Men's Singles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO

Will Christopher Haworth advance to the Final in Men's Singles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?YES

Will Eric Oncins / Noe Khlif advance to the Final in Men's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO

Will Trump say "Milk" this week?NO

Will the next Grok model (4.7+) be released on September 18, 2026?NO

Will AJ Auxerre win on 2026-09-20?YES

Will Genie Erokhina / Emma Nelson advance to the Quarterfinals in Women's Doubles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO

Will Kaitlyn Christian advance to the Semifinals in Women's Singles at the 2026 Veolia Arizona Open?NO